"Times get tough real quick when the parents turn off that credit card. Boys from the suburbs get excited about finally moving out of the nest. A few months later they have some unexpected expenses. Next thing they know, they hate their job working at the local juice shop, and they miss having their parent's car to borrow. This is the point at which guys like me come into their lives. Of course, I have to be a bit lucky and find them at exactly the right moment in their lives. Somewhat open-minded, good looking, cash-strapped teenagers are not a dime a dozen. But if the money is right and you can shmooze them just the right way, it works on occasion. The first step is to act like you're doing them the favor. Act like you are really too busy to waste your time with them, but express a genuine interest in their well-being. Once I get them, I make sure to catch their transition to teenage hookers on hidden cam!"